allamericanhometownzero:

I’m not going to lie…

when I apply to retail jobs… this is the most impressive thing the workers point out during my job interview… because I MASTERED THIS since i was 10 years old

GO ASIANS

(Source: cineraria)

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letsplaywithsquirrels:

Ringneck Snake ( Diadophis punctatus)

Reelfoot Lake National Wildlife Refuge, Tennessee

One of our finds in Field Herpetology

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amberbydreams:

quirkilicious:

talikira:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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I seriously miss the book fair.

Wait, you mean these don’t exist anymore?

MOTHERFUCKINGTHESE

(Source: pyralspite, via allamericanhometownzero)

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mythighsburn:

I’m glad someone else agrees that that’s a stupid saying!

(Source: stay-together-always, via fashionabletrafficcone)

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MAKE STRAIGHT GIRLS GAY
 MAGIC SLOTH.
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